Friday, May 04, 2007

Saturday May 5, 3:47 p.m.

Yikes! Can't believe how long I spent on that last entry, but when you get me onto music topics...

It wasn't all on music, after all. I have been watching that one week of tribute to The King of Talk, Larry King. I saw bleating George Tenet, Oprah and Katie Couric turn the tables on King. Then, there was the 2-hour special on American pop culture through King's eyes on Thursday. As a student of the topic, it was rather intriguing to see how King changed along with the pop zeitgeist.

Then, there was this morning. Now, I guess being a Libran with a bit of a mean streak, I always get a little contrarian whenever I see anyone, no matter how seemingly deserving, get a whole bunch of lovin' tribute. That includes Larry King...especially Larry King. This is Mr. Softball, a title that he did, much to his credit, 'fess up to during the 2-hour special. He said that he feels that he has to make the interviewee feel as comfy as possible instead of using the Mike Wallace attack-and-shred tactics. OK so he's in that same league as the late-night hosts such as Leno and Letterman...well, not Letterman; he can be quite nasty...more like, Johnny Carson, I guess. Still, King has had a lot of guests who should've been grilled but weren't. No wonder he's been able to score 40,000 guests...noone is afraid of him. So, I looked for any anti-King sites or any criticism. I really couldn't find anything, aside from a Wiki entry that said one of his older children was estranged from him. Well, OK...so he's a nice guy...

...still, that Bill Maher love-in this morning almost made me do a Joan Rivers gagging motion (about the only woman in the 2-hour retrospective that came close to truly criticizing him). I swore it reminded me of the most egregious stuff of the Sammy Maudlin Show from SCTV with all of those fawning celebs such as Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton...and it was all real. I think Celine Dion was the one who kinda put it over the top with her impromptu singing. It immediately brought back to mind the truly surreal Kenny G. moment when he tooted something narcoleptic during that incredibly weird and uncomfortable tribute to "Star Trek"....and this, coming from a Trekkie. Y'know...I think if Larry had had his way, I don't think this would've ever happened. All I can really say is that: 1) Larry, no more celebrations, and 2) producers of "South Park"...you've got your latest killer target.

And The Polynesian cancelled out for tomorrow...ah
Saturday May 5, 2:35 p.m.

We're in the middle of Golden Weekend. Already the big U-turn rush has begun so all of the families are creating the largest parking lots in the country by cramming up the highways for as long as 50 km. I would love to see what the stress levels must be like inside each car; I think the energy produced altogether could do away with nuclear power plants for several years. Nothing worse than being behind the wheel for several hours with a nagging wife and impatient ("Are we home yet?") kids. Just one of the reasons that I'm glad I'm still single.

Yesterday, I gave in to my shopping version of Vulcan pon farr, and hit the streets in Ginza, Otemachi and Nakano to lose some weight & money and perhaps gain some CDs. As for the losing weight part, I think the best I could do was a zero-sum game since the first place I hit in Ginza was The Siam, that Thai buffet restaurant on the southwest corner of the main intersection of 4-chome. Not surprisingly, it was fairly crowded but I could get a table immediately. I kinda tempered myself on the really spicy stuff such as the curry and pad thai but the spices started my histamines flowing in my nose so I had to take off into the bathroom a couple of times to blow it (over here, blowing one's nose at the table is a huge no-no). As I was heading back to the elevator after paying the bill, there was one rather miserable old man slouching on a chair looking like he overindulged. He was passing wind a couple of times as well, which meant I was rather glad that the lift came as quickly as it did. Pacing, that's the key to surviving a Thai buffet.

When I got out of the Ginza Core, the main drag had already been closed off for the holiday hoko-ten (closed off to vehicular traffic). And lots of people took advantage of that to stroll the area. And thus, like Spock did on that extra-special second-season opener of "Star Trek", I fell into thrall of my pon farr impulses and went crazy with my HMV and Yamano Music point cards. At the first HMV branch in Sukibayashi (the commercial area just a couple of intersections north of Ginza, I bought up an Billy Joel disc and the latest issue of "Total Film". Only needed one more point to fill the entire HMV card up, so I went over to the other HMV branch just 500 m away (ah...that explains the proximity) and bought the latest by Misia, the J-R&B songbird. So, the card was now filled so then I went back down to the main closed-off drag and headed over to Yamano Music. Since HMV tended more toward the contemporary and hip, I walked to Yamano for the more traditional and kayo kyoku. Yamano is probably the best chain for finding the older stuff, including the J-Pop of yesteryear and enka.
And I wasn't disappointed either; I did find a couple of remastered 80s singers' discs to add to the collection. Unfortunately, I couldn't find two DVDs that I've been searching for: the "Ghostbusters" double pack and the extras-filled version of "The Maltese Falcon". It was just as well, though, since my wallet was now on fumes. It wasn't all audiovisual purchases, though. I did pop into Ito-ya, the stationery store, to pick up a Mother's Day card.

After my spree, I went back up north and passed into Yurakucho. The atrium in the middle of The Tokyo Internation Forum was very packed with folks lining up at the various food trucks selling stuff as exotic as doner kebab and loco moco. Also, there was a concert of what sounded like a trio doing Celtic music drawing in a lot of crowds. It certainly was refreshing to seeing this group instead of the usual Peruvian pipe guys doing "El Condor Pasa", but they have moved over to Akiba.

I made my way up the concrete jungle between Yurakucho and Tokyo Station. I did come across the Shin-Maru Biru (New Marunouchi Building), the latest commercial complex to open up in Tokyo but didn't bother to enter it. Instead, I went over to Oazo (ie the huge Maruzen Bookstore) to see if the latest "Metropolis" magazine had come in. No dice so I just hit the Tozai Line and went all the way to the west end in Nakano.

There, I got off and walked through the famous old-style shopping street of Nakano Sun Plaza. I did have a plan, though, and that was to visit Otokichi Music, a secondhand CD and record shop crammed into a second-floor walk-up that's been a solace to the world's J-Pop/aidoru/kayo kyoku fans for years. I did order a couple of discs from them online and have visited the shop once before. I'd had a hunch and sure enough, I was glad that I acted upon it. I found another disc in the oeuvre of one Ruiko Kurahashi, that 80s songstress. I also saw some CD singles that were currently sold out of a teenage Eri Fukatsu from the late 80s. A lot of students have bounced their brows on hearing that the acclaimed actress from series such as "Odoru Dai Sosasen" (Bayside Shakedown) did start out as one of the hundreds of aidoru. I've got a feeling that her switch in jobs was one of the more wiser business decisions in her professional life. In any case, if any of you J-Pop fans do come into the Tokyo area, I highly advise a visit to the temple of Otokichi.

As proof of my insanity, I used the last couple of bills to purchase the Kurahashi CD. I had to make another beeline to the ATM once I got back home to get some cash for the rest of the weekend. Fortunately or unfortunately, the ATMs now remain open during Golden Week.

Now, as for my purchases:

There seems to be a new Japanese trend based on the American penchant now for re-releasing old albums digitally re-mastered on disc. My Yamano Music purchases were representative of that. As I had mentioned, I bought the works of a couple of old 80s singers, although neither of them belonged to the aidoru kashu category. Well, Hiromi Iwasaki did start back in 1975 in that aidoru vein but her pipes quickly showed that she was one of much higher quality, arguably the best in the business at that time. I bought an album of hers originally released back in 1982 which contains her most famous and best hit, "Madonna-tachi no Lullaby", a song that seems to have become the go-to song for ending themes for mystery-suspense specials on Japanese TV. However, I've already got that song; it was actually one other tune, "Koi wa Senso" (Love is War [and yes, it certainly is]) that I was going for. It's one of those songs that had been dogging me for a quarter of a century, and I finally got it. It's an interesting tune for Iwasaki since it almost sounds technopop...not a usual genre for the songstress who's now more famous for belting out musical showtunes.

The other singer is strictly someone of the 80s...a lady by the name of Eiko Sato, but her nom du kayo kyoku was EPO...how she got the name is a mystery I still haven't solved. I think she's someone who represented that subgenre of J-Pop known as City Pop...perhaps the Japanese equivalent of Urban Contemporary. She really only had 2 major hits. Not surprising, considering the genre, her first hit was "Downtown" (not the Petula Clark classic); she'd had quite the pedigree backing her up on that one...she had New Music legends Tatsuro Yamashita and Taeko Onuki helping her out. Then, there was her 6th single, "U, fu, fu, fu" (and that is pronounced as "Oo, foo, foo, foo", just to dispel any attempts at linguistic naughtiness). I actually own a CD back home of hers, the 1988 "Poptracks" which has her doing cover versions of other musicians including Minnie Ripperton's "Loving You", but from that I got the feeling that her two major hits were indeed hits because they were done as either CM jingles or ending themes. She's never struck me as being a master songwriter...more like an artist who has a way of creating short but sweet tunes that will just stick to you like glue. I guess comparisons to Barry Manilow may be in order. But I don't know what she's up to...another person to look up, I guess.

And then there is my last J-Pop songstress, the elusive Ruiko Kurahashi. I finally came up with her genre (and perhaps the reason that she really never hit it all that big on the Oricon charts). Strangely enough, the genre finally popped up with its name when I checked about what former Morning Musume member Kaori Iida was up to (cultural curiosity, I swear). Apparently, the tallest Musume Iida is now heavily into singing European enka...that blend of Japanese enka, jazz, Latin, French chanson, Portuguese fado and Italian balladry. (Just think of what Julio Iglesias sings and you'll get the idea) Well, in all of the other albums that I have of Kurahashi (I'm starting to think that I'm probably the only person in the country who has as many of her discs as I do), she sings European enka...a genre that true enka singers have dabbled into from time to time. However, this new album I acquired yesterday, "Jun'ai" (Pure Love), I just got the impression that the 1988 release was just when she got hitched herself. Not only are the tunes themed on engagements, weddings and marital bliss, but the liner notes have the lady looking at her most feminine. In previous photos, she looked, well...frankly, quite butch, like one of those Takarazuka Revue types. Man, she really must've fallen in love! However, I guess the marriage may not have lasted all that long...by her 1991 release, she was looking rather pale with a cropped punkish cut.

As for Billy Joel, I got his 1980 album, "Glass Houses". I thought the Piano Man would be mostly dealing with themes of rebellion as the cover photo and tunes like "You May Be Right" and "It's Still Rock N' Roll To Me" would suggest. However, it also has "Don't Ask Me Why", perhaps the very first Joel tune I'd ever noticed on radio all those years ago, and a happy-go-lucky ditty that Joel sings in his higher register falsetto voice. And in fact, the last few tracks seem to have him returning to some of his older balladry. Still, I think Joel also does his most chameleon-like changes here as he takes on Jagger, Elvis Costello and perhaps even Talking Heads/Ronnie Spector.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Wednesday May 2, 11:26 a.m.

Had another nice lesson with The Nurse. Some intriguing intonation in her sentences which needed some re-adjusting, though...

Back to the DVD night...MB and I had another one of those morning-after lunches at Skylark before heading out to Akiba. We checked out Sale, the US DVD import store crammed onto the 2nd floor of that building across from JR Akihabara along with a dozen other stores. Not surprisingly, flicks like "Happy Feet", "The Departed" and "Babel" were out on sale there. Mostly though, the place seems to specialize in very genre-oriented fare like horrors and Asian films. Then, it was off to Yodobashi Akiba to see if MB could find some English-language books but the section at the Yurindo Bookstore branch up on the 7th floor was somewhat disappointingly thin. We just had a round of coffee in the Excelsior Coffee on the main strip; for some reason, there wasn't much activity on the closed-off street; although the usual gauntlet of maids were in front of the station giving away tissue and flyers for their cafes, I only saw one homely girl in a high school uniform posing for photos on the main avenue. I guess all the usual geeky hijinks take place strictly on Sundays.

Weatherwise, it's been pretty much to plan. The 2 working days have been filled with clouds and rain although today seems to be doing quite well so far. However, the rest of Golden Week should be remarkably...well, golden. The Nurse and I were talking about Tokyo Midtown, so I was thinking about heading down there tomorrow as part of my monthly spending binge, at great risk of being crushed by the huge numbers of people not only from Tokyo but also from beyond the borders. However, I would like to see if I could grab a burger at the second coming of Baker Bounce there, and also see The Cook at the ABC Cooking School just a few doors down in the mall. Last week, the TV Tokyo program, "Admatic Tengoku" devoted its hour to Midtown and gave a small amount of time to the school.

"Spiderman 3" finally got started here yesterday, a full 3 days before its North American debut. The TV showed the huge lines snaking out from the theatres, in emulation of the ones that have been plaguing Krispy Kreme for the past 6 months. So far, I've come across reviews from all over the spectrum, so I can guess I can say that the latest adventures of the Wallcrawler have been decidedly mixed. That's good enough for me. So, it'll be at least me, Skippy, Movie Buddy and The Satyr on the 13th.

Well, I've got a lot of hours before 001 shows up for her weekly. And then, I've got Mr. TOEIC for his 90. I should be quite ready for the weekend by the time he finishes with me tonight.
Wednesday May 2, 9:39 a.m.

Another one of those early starts due to The Nurse's class. The Golden Week has been one of two things for most of the folks here: either it's the one long major holiday lasting 10 days or it's two long weekends divided by a 2-day workweek. In any case, the exodus hasn't really led to a large decrease in commutership on the subways, though. It was still pretty packed on the trains this morning.

MB showed up for the periodic DVD night after spending some down time with his buddy at an Akiba Cafe Veloce for a couple of hours of PSP play. After getting our usual Domino's pizzas, we settled to watch what turned out to be Dystopia Night: "Shaun of the Dead" and "Children of Men".

"Shaun of the Dead" was more amusing than laugh-out loud funny. Still, it was one of those nice movies to catch on the machine, and I'm now looking forward to seeing "Hot Fuzz", most likely that will also be on a future DVD night rather than at the theatres. I don't think "Hot Fuzz" would catch much buzz here. Simon Pegg and his buddies did a good job at tweaking the zombie genre just so that it became its own movie instead of just being a parody of one like the splatter job of the "Scary Movie" series. And the humour is so very British...reminded me of the old Monty Python...I swear that one gag was lifted straight from one of John Cleese's pieces.

"Children of Men" was of course much more serious. It wasn't a long movie...just under 2 hours. And this whole thing about The Human Project and why women hadn't become pregnant in 18 years was just all McGuffin, as the real story revolved around Clive Owen's return to humanity albeit of the ultimate sort by the end. And I gotta admit that the one-take shot of the final battle between the government and The Fishes was probably just as harrowing to watch as catching the entire D-Day invasion in "Saving Private Ryan".

In any case, The Nurse will be here soon.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Sunday April 29, 1:43 p.m.

Glorious day out there. Probably around 25 C and sunny. Quite unlike the maelstrom of yesterday. I was watching the news yesterday. Apparently, Tokyo was getting whacked by gusts of up to 30 m/s. Some events held under tents got a rather rude awakening and some construction lattices got knocked over...surprisingly noone was injured.

There was also some whacking in the political arena. Looks like Japan's most popular governor (for now), Governor Higashikokubaru of Miyazaki Prefecture has started using some of his political capital to attack a politico's typical enemies: the media and other politicians. The media was no real surprise...even the domeheaded governor admitted later on his sudden tirade at his press conference was more bluster than actual grievance against the journos; he just wanted to stake his borderlines about what's permissible and what's not. However, a few days ago, in an interview along the Miyazaki coastline, he decided to take on the most powerful (and far from popular) governor in the country, Shintaro Ishihara. Higashikokubaru said that Ishihara's re-election meant that the arrogance of Tokyo will continue on and that there won't be any fruitful change. Well, a lot of folks had thought that the 74-year-old Ishihara was looking a bit frayed around the changes. However, the broadside from the countryside knocked the old man into verbal action. Ishihara started launching some sidewinder missiles of his own on Friday. Not surprisingly, Higashikokubaru got a friendly visit from one of Ishihara's main rivals in the recent elections, former Miyagi Prefecture governor Asano. As for political capital he has gained in the first 3 months of his tenure, I would advise the popular Governor Higashikokubaru that a far higher authority across the Pacific stated something similar and is now paying much more than he'd thought. Still, although panelists today on the morning political program said that this little spat would only stay one, I'm kinda looking forward to a battle between the Ishihara Gundan and Beat Takeshi's Army.

Got the place cleaned up for MB's arrival later today. I also sent a clarification to The Polynesian who's not exactly the most prompt replyer. Basically, she's lost her window of opportunity to see me tomorrow but I'm still holding out next Sunday.

Caught a new TV show last night on TBS starring the World's Busiest TV Personality (according to the good people at Guinness), Monta Mino. He's decided to further extend his masochistic schedule by hosting one of those celeb-populated game/obstacle course shows that the natives here seem to love. Called "Captain Do-Mino", it has Mino dressed up like a B-grade space captain while his "executive officer", Takashi Fujii (the fruitcake Japanese host from "Lost In Translation") is the human megaphone following orders to the various guests to take part in what could be described as an Akihabara-style array of games such as a variation of that old game, Dance Dance Revolution, via pads on a musical suit, and Memory Tic Tac Toe. The very first guests featured a fairly formidable lineup including the Queen of J-R&B, Akiko Wada.
Saturday April 28, 5:59 p.m.

Both The Dentist and I missed a couple of mighty bullets this afternoon. For my student, she got in...sans umbrella...just a few minutes before The Mother of All Downpours descended upon The Big Sushi for several minutes. We were witness to some massive sheets of precipitation smacking down on whatever and whoever was left on the pavement. Fortunately for her as well, the rains let up just when her lesson ended. As for my bullet, I missed it when I realized that I'd planned the right chapter...but for the wrong level of book. Ach! However, she still had hers and I've been doing this job long enough so that I could literally teach from her text upside down.

Just spent the last couple of hours doing some curricula. Was in danger of falling asleep a couple of times but still managed to finish off yet another text. Now, I'm planning to head on home to do some major relaxation before cleaning up things tomorrow morning before MB comes on over.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Saturday April 28, 2:40 p.m.

A fairly decent day out there. However, for the beginning of another Golden Week, the Tozai Line was pretty packed as I made my way to see the kids again. The Elder was reliving her sullen days with me today although The Junior made up for it. Since I had a couple of hours before seeing The Dentist at Speedy's, I just went over to a Chinese eatery just above Shinjuku Station on the Oedo Line. Pretty filling stuff with Spicy Chicken and rice...and the dumplings and veggies are free. Not bad for 900 yen.

I took a quick dip into Kinokuniya Bookstore. But on the way there, I saw that Krispy Kreme still has that huge 2-hour lineup attached to it. And we're going on 6 months since the place opened before Xmas. When is the chain gonna open a second branch?

Some more adjustments on my calendar. The Coffeemaker contacted me to cancel hers and Tully's lesson on the 30th, and the kids's mother wants my lessons switched to Sundays next month from the regular Saturdays. Well, at least, Movie Buddy and I can be rather leisurely with our holiday Monday. However, The Polynesian is taking her sweet time replying despite the fact that I've been contacting her cellphone e-mail.
Friday April 27, 5:36 p.m.

Forgot to mention one thing. With all the news that's gone on these past two weeks such as the Democrats and the White House slugging it out over the Iraq War, the Virginia Tech Massacre and other such nonsense, one little positive news story managed to peep out into the mediasphere like a chick breaking out of its shell. A couple of European astronomers may have come across the first inhabitable planet outside of our solar system. And it's not all that far away...just trillions of miles. Cosmically speaking, I guess that's just down the street. As a currently dormant Trekkie, I'm quite a happy camper, although I haven't been tricked by any of those CG pictures of this so-called planet. The astronomers don't have technology nearly advanced enough to actually see this Earth-like orb...just a lot of shadows and gravity fluctuations. Still, I am hoping that I will live long enough to see that TIME magazine cover stating "We are not alone".

In a related story, Stephen Hawking just had his fun time on The Vomit Comet for some gravity-free hysterics. He still insists that space is indeed the final frontier.
Friday April 27, 5:04 p.m.

A bit of a weird one at 002's yesterday. I was going to her place for her regular home lesson when the skies suddenly opened up, despite the forecast that it was gonna be sunny all day. However, it luckily only lasted as long as the lesson itself. The strangeness wasn't just limited to the outside pyrotechnics, however. 002 has always been one of my steadiest and hardest-working students in my little flock...but she does have an underconfidence problem. She got a little tongue-tied with the comparative form of "as...as", and got comprehensively flustered within a minute. I had her repeat some of her corrected statements again but she remained somewhat unnerved. And then she half-jokingly said I was in my more "Sparta" mode today. (over here, Sparta refers to a more rigid style of teaching...namely, more ball-busting). I was a bit surprised by that statement since I don't think I changed anything in my delivery; I think she got that wrong image from all the beating that she was doing on herself. In any case, the instinct kicked in and I did my Dancing Bear routine for the last few minutes which brought her spirits back up.

Got over to Ichigaya to teach The Carolinan and BC. Those were more steadier affairs although the former was still fumbling over her structure and the latter also has a bit of a insecurity problem as well. As for BC, she'll be away for about a month, since she'll be doing a trip with friends in Belgium and Holland. In any case, by the time I got home, I felt like I really earned my yen. Luckily, I could sleep in this morning.

Woke up and caught some of CNN. There was a Democratic Presidential Nominee debate last night? First time I heard it. There were 7 or 8 of those folks including Obama, Clinton and Edwards tussling about on the issues; problem was that there were 7 or 8 of those folks. The debators and the media griped about how little they could get anything out of it with all of those Democrats on their podia.

Headed out to Ichigaya once again to teach The New Yorker at the Tully's. She was running the spectrum in terms of proficiency...one moment she took an eternity to answer a question and then later on, she was giving out some pretty good stuff. Looks like she and her sister, The Carolinan, will be headed out next week to catch a Hawaiian ukelele concert in downtown Yokohama. It's kinda hard to imagine The New Yorker...this quiet nail artist with a boho fashion sense....going nuts for uke music. However, the Sisters of State along with their mother will be making another beeline for The Aloha State in early summer. Would've enjoyed the talk further if it hadn't been for a gaggle of gyaru geese who were just jabbering away at huge decibels on the other side of the room. Shibuya gals don't seem to be satisfied enjoying the fine art of conversation unless they can speak at a volume that can make the windows vibrate.

Tully the student contacted me to say that he could get into Georgetown U. for a month-long English course. Lucky him...I'm sure he'll have lots to say on Monday for his class. I even got word from The Polynesian after her long absence to ask for classes again. And I even got a call from The Ballerina during breakfast yesterday. She got into Narita after another flight on her airline. Looks like it'll be a very short layover for her. She's meeting her buddy in trendy Shimo-Kitazawa today and then she's back on the plane tomorrow. Her voice has taken on a somewhat unusual if slight Eastern European accent. I wonder if she's been hanging out with gypsies.

Even earlier, I got a wake-up call thanks to The Matron. She had left a message on Wednesday night saying that she would call in the morning, so when the bell rang, I was able to leap out of the bed and grab the phone. Looks like the first class in May for The Class Act will be a field trip to a French restaurant near her hubby's office.

After The New Yorker, I went over to Maruzen in Otemachi to pick up the new text for the Elder sister for her class tomorrow. Yup, after about 3 weeks, I'm back at the kids' house. Actually, today was the launch date of yet another fancy-schmancy shopping/restaurant complex in downtown Tokyo. This time, it's the New Maru Building, just across from the old one. I would've taken a look but decided that the place would be too crowded. Besides, I was looking more forward to my Bun Bi at Com Pho downstairs.

So, I've got my class later at the juku with The Ace, another face that I haven't seen in a few weeks. Then, just some quick shuteye before seeing the kids tomorrow morning and then The Dentist at Speedy's. The Manhattanite was also supposed to come but did the quick cancellation. Movie Buddy will be over Sunday night for DVD night. The Satyr declined since he and his new girl will be off somewhere.

Looks like the first two reviews I've seen for "Spiderman 3" have been less than glowing. CNN has referred to it as "solid but not amazing" while the fellow for Tokyo Metropolis, a reviewer about as curmudgeonly as J. Jonah Jameson, just said that the second sequel is merely a cash cow (spider?) and show window for special effects. Well, I also thought the first Spiderman was kinda like what CNN said, but I also enjoyed it all the same, so it shouldn't be too bad.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Wednesday April 25, 9:07 p.m.

Been here for almost 12 hours now, and I'm pretty fit for bed just about now. 001 was fine but by the end of her lesson, I think all of us (Speedy sat in for the last few minutes) were pretty ready to call it a day. At least, I won't need to get started until 002's lesson in the afternoon. Still, I'll have to plan for The Carolinan and BC tomorrow night. I also received a short e-mail from the long-absent Polynesian who wants to resume her lessons. I'm sure she'll have a tale to tell.

The good news is that I got my pay today from Speedy. A nice amount this month...may splurge a little bit.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Wednesday April 25, 12:43 p.m.

So far so good. The Nurse was continuing her status as "go-to student to teach" this morning. And The Cook has cut her double lesson down to a single since...dammit...she's just not ready for the big time quite yet. I'm actually fairly relieved since my energy levels are also just not all that high today. My shoulders feel rather fossilized right now....could do with a good massage, but I don't think one will be forthcoming in the coming hours. Just glad that I've got 001 to wrap up things.

Well, the judgement came down on the Lucie Blackman case yesterday. Blackman was that British flight attendant-turned-gaijin hostess who was raped, murdered and dismembered allegedly by millionaire psychopath Joji Obara all the way back in 2000. That was a case which basically fell off the media radar for several years until it popped up again last month, close to the verdict and coincidentally, in the light of the Lindsay Ann Hawker case. Most of us thought Obara was gonna get the gallows but unfortunately, most of us weren't judging the case. The three judges decided to throw the nutbar into jail for life for serial rape but not for killing Blackman since there is no evidence directly linking him to any killing. Not a happy lot received this news, not least the poor lass' father and sister. In defense of the judges, though, the evidence was circumstantial; there have been columnists in "The Japan Times" today and probably in "The Daily Yomiuri" countering the judges' decision by stating that circumstantial evidence was enough to convict other defendants. However, I'm of the opinion that circumstantial is circumstantial. There's gotta be a conviction based on solid facts and evidence. Not that I'm happy that Obara has gotten literally away with murder, but he has gotten the maximum possible outcome outside of death, life imprisonment. I don't think he'll be seeing too many girls in the big house.

I've been noticing that the Major Leagues have gotten quite a surplus of Japanese players since Hideo Nomo made his breakout back in 1995. Until recently, everyone here could root for one of the Japanese players like Matsui or Ichiro in the hopes that he could get that World Series ring. Now, although the Japanese media breathlessly announce matchups like Matsuzaka vs. Matsui as if they were Mothra vs. Godzilla, American baseball has gotten enough players from here so that matchups of teams with J-names are pretty much common stuff. No matter who plays who, there'll be a Japanese winner and loser. Heck, Tomo Ohka got his win for the Jays the other day over Boston, which contains the more heralded Matsuzaka. Speaking of whom, I'm not sure if Dice-K got his win on Monday but, and it might just be me, but am I getting the feeling that the 51-million-dollar man isn't living up to full expectations? Then again, can anyone live up to $51 million? Hopefully, the (so-far) congenial Matsuzaka won't end up being called a toad by the team owner like former New York Yankee Hideki Irabu did by George Steinbrenner when he wasn't living up to his promise. Then again, Kei Igawa of that very same team may replace Irabu in the G-Man's doghouse.

Speaking of Japanese imports in other genres (and this isn't about the fact that Toyota has overtaken GM), my clone in the form of Masi Oka as hero Hiro of "Heroes" has finally gotten an article written about him in "The Japan Times". The problem is that the picture they showed of the genius-level actor is of him wielding some sort of club menacingly....like the picture of Cho Seung Hui from the Virginia Tech massacre. The news and the photos had been out there for a week....couldn't the newspaper have picked a more appropriate picture of Oka?

Well, time for some lunch...
Wednesday April 25, 9:34 a.m.

Nothing like an early morning commute on a stuffy subway with slightly damp folks to wake up one. Fortunately, no "road rage" took place.

Had my McBreakfast at the branch near Speedy's. I think that'll be my kitchen away from home during these morning classes at the school. At least, McD's has a semblance of a non-smoking area unlike Doutor's which seems to be the last refuge on Earth for desperate smokers.

I've got a large slate today with The Nurse, The Cook for her double lesson and then 001 to wrap up. Speedy is already proclaiming that he'll be taking off early tonight on account of exhaustion but from past experience, that usually means he'll only be staying 2-3 hours overtime.

Yesterday, The Beehive and I had our very last lesson in the meeting room on the 3rd floor of that bowling alley that we'd be using for years and years. At least for me, it was over 8 years. No particular tears, but all of us did thank the staff personally. So it was off to our temporary residence on the other side of Tsudanuma Station. I'd never been to the other side before; it's certainly a lot more urban and bustling than the relative residential feel where the alley is. From the 8th, we'll be trying out the food court at the JUSCO supermarket. We took a look at the place and actually had lunch there. The court is huge...and packed with a lot of families with screaming kids but then again, it was noon. I'm hoping that 10 won't be as frenetic. Still, the choices for eats and drinks were quite intriguing. I saw a couple of ramen places, a Pepper Lunch (the sizzling hamburg steak chain) and a Baskin-Robbins. I decided to have a taco/spaghetti set (!) at one stand. Not too bad, actually. The chairs are quite large, even for my girth. If the food court doesn't work out, Mrs. Alp suggested Beckers, the hamburger restaurant in Tsudanuma Station itself, where I used to teach with The Teacher. And as a last resort, we may end up doing rotations with the students' homes.

As for the juku, the mysterious Jolly finally re-surfaced though it took the fact that he had my TOEIC CDs to get him to come out of the woodwork. Apparently, he will be coming back into the fold, although the boss said that most likely he'll be shifted to the very last slot on Tuesday night due to his strenuous schedule. Well, we shall see...now, that he has given back the discs, I wonder if he'll just pull off another disappearing act again, this time for good. As it turns out, I'll be having the full slate of students next week despite it being Golden Week. Not complaining too much since it'll be a pretty light week financially.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Monday April 23, 10:25 p.m.

Managed to finally get a decent lesson with Mr. TOEIC tonight...good enough so that he's renewed for another year. Just kept things nice and steady and focused on one target structure.
I also sent the latest list of questions to be answered by The Cook for her double lesson on Wednesday. She sends the recipes that she has to teach the foreign students at her cooking school, and I make up questions for her that I think she may be pelted with during her lesson. From looking at her lesson plan, though, I think some very intense proofreading is also in order. In one recipe, it talks of a "gridiron"....well, unless Montana or Favre or Stauback have made the same drastic change in hobby, I think she may mean "griddle".

Movie Buddy has contacted me for the first time in a while. Looks like we've got another DVD night on the way. It'll be the upcoming Sunday since we'll be entering Golden Week then. I've sent word out to The Satyr.

Speaking of movies, we've got a quite few out fresh on the slate this past weekend. "Rocky Balboa", "Hannibal Rising" and "Music and Lyrics" have gotten out the gate here. Not sure if any of them are worth my 1800 yen. As for that last entry, Hugh Grant is (or has just) making his appearance on "SMAP x SMAP" tonight. I saw ads for the show this morning; he was grinning with the tall SMAP'er, Shingo Katori.

Well, I've got my usual Tuesday with The Beehive...or what's left of it...we've been pretty sparse in recent weeks, and then another 6-hour layover before I got the folks at the juku.
Monday April 23, 7:14 p.m.

Well, my nearly 4-day weekend is over and I'm back on the job today. Just the usual suspects of The Class Act and SIL. However, the Part-Timer is off for the next couple of weeks. So, it's just that TOEIC fellow tonight. It's officially his last lesson with the school, so Speedy is hoping for a renewal but I'm a bit more sanguine.

Friday was a nice day to stay indoors and just veg. The only TV highlight was an NHK documentary on none other than The Carpenters. Yep, you got it..."On Top of the World", "Close to You" and "We've Only Just Begun"...those Carpenters. Y'know...in their native States, mentioning that one likes the brother-sister act would probably bring unnaturally straight faces or naturally arched eyebrows....and those faces belong to folks my age. Couldn't imagine what the kids today would say. Carpenters songs would probably only be played ironically (like on that Simpsons episode where Homer first met Marge) or at weddings when things are coming to a close. But then the Carpenters had initially worked from a distinct disadvantage; being a white bread band that played sappy love songs in the era of Hendrix and Zepp will not exactly get you to a cool label.

But here....that's why they say "Big in Japan". The Carpenters are the musical equivalent of the young, pre-"Breakfast at Tiffany's" Audrey Hepburn. They'll always stay evergreen and popular, even with the kids. In an age of Kumi Koda, SMAP and J-R&B, the Carpenters still have relevance in the Land of the Rising Sun. Heck, even a couple of the trendier (re: starring teen heartthrobs) dramas had "On Top of the World" and "I Need to Fall in Love" as theme songs. I think the fact that karaoke boxes are still considered a proper form of recreation has also helped. I remember a variety show that featured them years ago in which one of the cute young tarento that was on the panel weeping her eyes out, not knowing that Karen had passed on years before she was born. Yes, the Carpenters live on and I don't have to whisper my like for the group's songs in this country.

Saturday was the 002 party. The theme was tekka maki or hand-wrapped sushi. So, 001 and 002 whipped all the fillings which included maguro, negitoro and egg. The Baker did show up this time with all of her mother's baked goodies. It was another pleasant affair. And I even brought the Scrabble, at 002's request. Though the four of them (002's hubby got into the act as well) toiled a bit at coming up with the vocab, they seemed to do quite well at the game. However, I think it'll probably be a one-shot.

Sunday was another full day off. I was lucky not to have had any lessons since the winds were whipping at a gale-force 27 m/s. The Tozai Line, out in the air in my area, shuts down automatically at 20 m/s. It was also the second of two by-elections nationwide. On a day which saw the world news services like CNN and BBC focusing on France and Nigeria, NHK focused on a couple of cities...one, because it had been declared bankrupt some time ago, and the other because its mayor had been assassinated last week. After Nagasaki mayor Itcho Ito got shot to death by a disgruntled Yakuza thug, the new guy, Tomihisa Taue, is a career civil servant who came up through the ranks. The tragedy for the Ito family was complete when the late mayor's son-in-law, who bravely stood in as a proxy, couldn't pull it off. On the other side of the country, bankrupt Yubari in Hokkaido may have gotten some new blood with a new mayor.

I did forget one other major gun-related incident (aside from Virginia Tech and Nagasaki). Last Friday, all stations were laser-focused on Machida City, one of the satellite towns of Tokyo, when yet another Yakuza decided to hole himself up in his own apartment after having shot down his own sempai in front of a convenience store nearby. For 15 hours, he kept the tactical teams at bay for some inexplicable reason (the crim was all alone in his apartment; in the States, that probably would've been an invitation for the SWAT guys to come and get him) until at 3 a.m. Saturday morning, the teams finally threw in the flash-bangs and got him out all kicking and screaming. Mind you, the idiot had shot himself in the head just a few minutes before...I mean, how unlucky can you get? The guy basically signed his own death warrant by shooting his own goodfella, has probably earned himself either the gallows or a life sentence, and couldn't even kill himself at point-blank range. True to form, though, the media breathlessly announced exactly how many shots were fired. It might be difficult for Americans (or the NRA) to fathom, but the Japanese are very prickly when it comes to how many bullets were sacrificed on either side. For the record, flash-bangs aside, 9 shots were fired...all of them from the thug.

Well, time for Mr. TOEIC...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Friday April 20, 2:31 p.m.

Had a nice visit from an old friend whom we haven't seen in a while...may I introduce the Sun? Yes, ol' Sol finally returned after several days of rain yesterday afternoon. My eyes almost fried under the sudden exposure to long-absent segments of the EM spectrum.

Basically, I'm in the middle of a 4-day weekend. I virtually had nothing yesterday except for B2. Looks like she's in better spirits now that she got that interview past her. Last month, she was fairly tense. We spoke of our mutual friend, The Ballerina, who's continuing her long residence in London as a flight attendant. Apparently, The Ballerina went to her friend's wedding up in Scotland since her friend got hitched to one of the Highlanders up there. I'm curious about whether the lass did have her first taste of haggis.

B2 and I also got onto the topic of Brit music. Nothing ages me more when students and I get into the topic of music in general, and the UK was no different. I mentioned about a certain Nissan commercial in which the jingle is "Just Can't Get Enough" covered by Anna Tsuchiya, the current "It" grrl of Japan. B2 was rather surprised when I told her the original artists were Depeche Mode, and the song was considerably more technopop back in the early 80s. Didn't get around to mentioning that "Angel" song by The Eurythmics that's also getting heavy coverage on the Japanese commercials.

Today has been the domestic engineering stuff here although I'm taking a break right now to do this. Tomorrow will be the latest home party at 002's. 002 has asked me to bring along my Scrabble game (she saw it in my bag once several weeks ago). Should provide hours of fun.

Skippy contacted me for the first time in a while to check about "Spiderman 3". She suggested mid-May since she didn't want to deal with the huge crowds of Golden Week. I was actually gonna try for that time, but I'll be patient instead. Speaking of GW, I'll be working during that time since there will be a couple of days in the middle which are technically non-holidays (the juku and 001 at Speedy's). Not complaining since I've got these 4 days of nothing right now; could use the extra money.

While America is dealing with the Virginia Tech massacre, the cops here may have finally gotten their man in a case which had dropped from the media radar. Earlier this year, some poor young woman was stabbed to death in an underpass tunnel around midnight in Kawasaki. Well, the police arrested some fellow in his 20s today who may have also been plying his evil trade in some stabbing assaults. Over here, stab-and-runs seem to rival hit-and-runs in number. Still haven't heard any progress in that Lindsay Ann Hawker case.

Well, it'll be pork kimchi night tonight...

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Wednesday April 18, 10:21 p.m.

Sounds like the rain doesn't intend to give us a break. Not good since I'm taking that load of hand-me-downs of brand name clothes that The Lady had given me back on Monday. Luckily, I didn't bring the black bag.

As it turns out, I'm just gonna have B2 for her monthly 60 tomorrow night. The Dentist can't make it for her 60 tomorrow afternoon. I thought I was gonna have a replacement in the form of The Cook but she can't make it out either, so I'm basically homebound for most of Thursday. And Friday is a complete day off. I may end up with a very long weekend.

001 was her usual happy-go-lucky self. She was just swooning when her favourite actor, a man by the name of Kitaoji, popped up on Bistro SMAP on Monday night. He had just been in that Winter TBS Sunday night drama serial with Takuya Kimura so it was a homecoming of sorts for the pair. As for Japanese drama's million-dollar man, KimuTaku is coming back in a much more lighter role...actually, it's a return to one. He's currently filming either the motion picture version or the second TV coming of the series "Hero", one of the guy's more popular entries.

Anyways, getting back to 001, the two of us are looking forward to the latest soiree at 002's this Saturday...provided that the deluge doesn't consume us all. 001 has been a very good sport about all this considering she has to come out all the way from Kanagawa Prefecture to Chiba Prefecture for 002's parties.

For the past few hours since 001's departure, I've just had some conbini dinner and worked on the curricula stuff. Since I'm basically on holiday as of tomorrow, I think I can afford a bit of extra time here. Of course, Speedy is burning the midnight oil as he usually does. It's never easy being the head cheese of a fledgling company.
Wednesday April 18, 4:28 p.m.

The week has stubbornly remained cold and rainy. Came out of the station again needing to bring out the umbrella. At this rate, the Japan Meterological Office in Otemachi may have to recant its statement that Spring officially arrived last month.

Looks like Jolly is out of the juku picture. The boss moaned again that her latest missive over to his e-mail address didn't get any sort of reply. Well, I already wrote him off last week. In any case, the boss, true to her optimistic nature, told me that she may have another person in the wings in the form of a 1st-year high school student who has had homestay experience in one of Urayasu's sister cities. As for the students who have remained loyal to me, Seven did her usual thing and brought over some sweet potato pies for us to nosh on during her lesson. It's been just about a year since she arrived on our doorstep, and she's comfortably settling into Present Perfect. She's definitely been going farther and faster than the folks who had recommended her to me, The Beauty Pair. Mr. and Mrs Mild finally came together as a couple for the first time in a few weeks, but they were both ailing from some sort of cold. I was honoured that they would still come for my lesson under such conditions. And The Siberian was back for his hour of gab.

Since The Nurse had her weekly 60 yesterday afternoon, I was spared the early morning torture of having to come all the way here but I will have to do just that again next week. So, I spent most of the morning watching all that news on the horrors that Virginia Tech have just gone through. Because of my days and nights out, I only heard about the shooting rampage several hours after the fact. I woke up on Tuesday morning (which would be Monday night in Blacksburg, VA) and caught some of it on the Fuji-TV morning show in which the hosts were having a satellite talk with their American correspondent on the scene concerning the safety of the Japanese students there. A female student by the name of Uno was providing all of the info.

Of course, Japan has been no stranger to mass murder/spree killings although we barely have the gun culture that the US does. About a few years ago, there was that notorious case of Mamoru Takuma, a sociopath of the worst order (as redundant as that may sound), who stabbed to death eight elementary school students in western Japan; rumours have it that he was basically cackling all the way to the gallows about his evil deeds. And of course, there were the Aum Shinrikyo sarin gas attacks on the Tokyo subway system back in 1995.

I was doing a bit of snooping around the Net, including various blogs about the deranged killer at Virginia Tech, Cho Seung Hui. So far, it looks like the reaction to him has been more about his unfathomable acts than the fact that he was a Korean immigrant doing these things. I have been worried about the backlash against Koreans, and perhaps even Asians in general, because of what happened on Monday morning. I think there'll be some sort of negative reaction since there is always that disturbed segment of society which is just itching for an excuse to get back on a minority Stateside. Hopefully, though, such a reaction will be minimal relatively speaking.

Then, I come home last night from the juku and turn on the tube and went....WTF? The mayor of Nagasaki gets assassinated by a yakuza oyabun?! Man, I really gotta be home more often at nights. Apparently, the assassin was the second-in-command of a local gang who had some issues with the city (which is of course represented by the mayor) over his car driving itself into a manhole some years ago. Well, the guy got his retribution by pumping a few slugs into Mayor Itcho...yep, it was actually a gun...in front of Itcho's campaign headquarters across from JR Nagasaki Station. Actually, this isn't the only time that a Nagasaki mayor has been targeted for assassination. Some rightwing lunatic tried to do something similar about 17 years ago to the mayor of that time. Attacks on politicians are nothing new here. Not a year goes by without some story involving a lone ultrarightist ramming his car into the Diet gates or sending a Molotov Cocktail into a politician's house. Of course, for all those who have gone into Japanese Studies at university, there is that infamous blurry black-&-white photo of politician Asanuma after he just got stabbed by a high school kid in 1960. In any case, this ought to be an interesting Sunday when the latter round of elections across the country takes place.

With these two stories of deaths by Japanese organized crime and American psycho, the latest chapter in the saga of Daisuke Matsuzaka was buried...something that would've been unthinkable last week. Dice-K was up against my Jays in the Skydome, and didn't exactly overwhelm anybody. Mind you, the Bosox only lost by one run in a low-scoring game, but if this guy drops another one on a non-tragic day, I can guarantee that the media here will be starting to wonder aloud. Still early to tell, though...

With elections, new corporate cogs and lots of rain....another season that has arrived again is the one for moving companies. I've been seeing the huge trucks of companies labeled "The 0123" and pictured with cute elephants, black cats, pandas and even Doraemon lumbering around my neighbourhood. New salarymen and veteran transfers have been moving in and out like chess pieces.

Well, I've got 001 in about an hour and then I gotta do a bit more on the curriculum bit.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Tuesday April 17, 1:52 p.m.

Looks like The Admin has to do some office stuff with The Nurse before the lesson, so I have a few minutes to continue on the "Spiderman" series. As I said, the interview rounds here between Hollywood stars and local journos can be rather weird. My clone, Mr. Karube of the morning news show on Fuji-TV, had the three mains on the couch. Not sure if the three had become rather jaded with our folks here but Kirsten and James looked distinctly blase. Only the Spiderman himself was still pretty peppy. James Franco appeared as if he were heavily jet-lagged or he had already hit the bar in the Premium Lounge of Virgin Theatres.

Ah, more later...
Tuesday April 17, 1:39 p.m.

Cold and dry...kinda wintry out there with that diffuse overcastness. Yup, my day is on a roller coaster. I got started with The Beehive...or perhaps I should say just a couple of bees. Ms. Perth and Ms. Tee were the only ones to show up. The others seem to be ailing...not surprising, considering the ups and downs of the climate over the past several weeks. We spoke somewhat on soon-to-be homeless standing. Next Tuesday will be our very last time in the enlarged storage room that we've been using as our classroom for 8 years. Apparently, as of post-Golden Week, it becomes a darts room. Our nomadic experience will have perhaps one temporary oasis in the form of the food court at the JUSCO shopping complex on the other side of JR Tsudanuma Station. However, I am hoping that a more permanent solution avails itself in the next few months.

Received an old-fashioned letter with photos from Ms. Tulip who's now residing in Toronto with her family. I shared them with the ladies today. Actually, Ms. Tee will be heading over there as part of a tour in a couple of weeks, some months before the whole hive does its much-awaited Canadian tour. So, I pegged the bashful Ms. Tee as the vanguard before the invading army.

Speaking of Toronto, I just saw on CNN that apparently a filmed documentary has been made about non-Torontonian Canadians hating Toronto. All I can say is that I'm just surprised that it hadn't been made sooner.

Hopped on the Sobu and whipped over here to this side of the Big Sushi. I've got The Nurse for her 60, and then I'm back on the transit again to the juku. Whenever I got the kids, I've gotta plan a lot of stuff even for their 30-minute class. So, my shoulders feel like granite.

Well, noone else has been saying it so I will. "Spiderman 3" had its world premiere last night at Roppongi Hills in Tokyo. Everyone showed up: Tobey McGuire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco...I think I even saw Aunt May on the red carpet. Of course, the three leads have been here before to do the often bizarre interview rounds with Japanese journalists.

Anyways, the Nurse is here...
Monday April 16, 8:24 p.m.

I've got the characteristic aroma of Doutors infused within my clothing again. The Part-Timer was steady as usual and it was good that the final part of the review was taken care of tonight since she's gonna be unavailable for the next couple of weeks. So May 7 will be her test day which I duly warned her about.

Well, that's a switch! Looks like Japan will be jumping the gun ahead of virtually every other country when it comes to releasing "Spiderman 3". Peter and his gang will be coming out on May 1st instead of the 4th like everywhere else, but only because the Japanese theatres want to take advantage of Golden Week, the holiday consisting of Green Day, Children's Day and Showa Day along with the other days of the week to cement everything up. Ironically, May Day (perhaps it should be called Aunt May Day, in honour of one of the characters in the movie) is one of the few days during that week not officially designated as a national holiday but a lot of the companies are just letting the folks go. In any case, Japan, or I should say movie fans living in Japan, usually get the short end of the stick and have to wait as much as a whole year before a movie gets here; the whole year is pretty much the extreme, though. The big releases get out a few weeks after the initial release Stateside. Still, that's an eternity for those geeks who are dying to catch their latest superhero in action on this side of the Pacific. So, with the previous Spiderman movies, we had to wait til midsummer for the webslinger to make his way here. But this time, the fans will have to hear from us now. Not sure if Tobey or Kirsten will come over all the way to inaugurate the release but if they do, they can be duly impressed by the Spiderman Museum that's been set up in Roppongi Hills.

Speaking of the movie, I was trolling through YouTube. I was rather glad not to have seen those grisly videos of Mexican drug gangsters getting executed "Hostel"-style. Instead, I got to see some enterprising fellow make his own Spidey video using Michael Buble's jazzy rendition of the Spiderman theme against quick cuts from "Spiderman 2". As the comments said, I give the hard-working lad full marks for trying...his sense of timing is pretty good, especially considering the syncopation involved in the song. The video itself could've been a lot clearer, though, and usage of some scenes from first movie would've helped, too.

Tomorrow could be another long haul. Along with the Beehive and the juku classes, I've gotta fit in The Nurse in the afternoon. So it will be one of those crosstown adventures. However, I am grateful that I won't have to wake up in the wee hours of Wednesday morning like I had to the last couple of weeks. I've yet to hear anything from the juku boss about the fate of Jolly, though his insistence of not answering speaks volumes. Also, I haven't heard anything from The Polynesian, so I think that class is also in doubt, too. Geez....and all I did was just slap her wrist for standing me up twice in 3 weeks.